What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
Too soon?
People turn to coffee for any number of reasons. Some enjoy the social aspect of taking a coffee break with fellow workers while others find comfort in grinding coffee beans for their daily after work cup of coffee. Whatever the reason you love coffee, it is always fun to hear a good joke or two about the drink you love so much.
What do you call sad coffee?
Despresso.
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Ok, maybe that one wasn’t really even worth the effort it took typing it out. But we are willing to bet a few of you at least cracked a smile. That is a good thing as there are studies that found laughter is the best way to cope with bad situations.
Most people would agree that laughter is good for you in every possible way, even when the butt of the joke is your favorite beverage. The expression, “laughter is the best medicine”, is not just a cliche, it holds quite a bit of scientific merit.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
You just snorted coffee out of your nose after reading that. We apologize.
Laughter Benefits
Just what happens when you laugh at coffee jokes? Well, for one, your physiology changes. Your pulse and blood pressure immediately go up, but then come back down to lower levels than before. So, the more you laugh, the more your blood pressure will improve.
Laughter also causes you to breathe deeper, which sends more oxygen into your bloodstream and nutrients throughout your system. Basically, laughter improves breathing.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
If you laughed at that joke, your stress hormones decreased a little bit and your immune system is a little better able to defend against that cold bug floating around the office.
Studies show that people with a good sense of humor and laugh often at coffee jokes are more likely to have healthy hearts. One study showed that people with heart disease are 40 percent less likely to laugh. So when you do laugh at our bad coffee jokes, you are protecting your heart.
Laughter also helps improve brain function. Studies show that after you laugh, you may be able to learn new material easier. This suggests laughter improves the learning centers of the brain.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Laughter can help diffuse anger and soften tense situations. This is probably why you don’t see fights breaking out at coffee shops. Laughter relaxes the atmosphere and helps bring people together. Laughter relieves stress and gives you a better perspective. Studies show that a good sense of humor can stave off depression.
There are just so many positive benefits associated with laughter that it makes sense to laugh as often as you can. So settle down with a cup of coffee and find humor wherever you can.
Your spouse makes bad coffee, that’s grounds for divorce.