Coffee

Java

Mud

Joe

Rocket Fuel

Whatever you call it, coffee is perfection in a cup. If you are a coffee lover, a true coffee lover that is. From the moment you open your eyes in the morning until your head hits the pillow at night, your mind is always on coffee. This nectar of the Gods holds the key to your heart.

Coffee is part of your daily routine, heck, for some, it’s a part of their hourly routine. It’s truly a love affair. Smokin’ Beans, your source for bulk coffee, offers things only coffee lovers understand.

You’re Slightly Paranoid

You are always suspicious when offered coffee at a friend or family member’s house. Let’s face it, most people drink coffee to wake up or get something hot in them, and they are perfectly fine with a watered down version of the real deal. That is, they are fine drinking sub-par coffee and that is what they will serve to you.

And while you would give anything for a cup of coffee, you do have standards.

You Are Immune to Caffeine

Coffee drinkers drink coffee because they love the taste of it, not because it perks them up. After several years of drinking coffee day in and day out, they tend to become immune to the effects of caffeine. Which is why they seem so chill and calm all of the time.

Your Schedule Revolves Around Coffee

To put this as nicely as possible, coffee speeds things up n your internal system, which means that you need to be sure you are near a bathroom at certain times of the day. Since this is the case, your schedule is determined by when you have your cups of coffee. Which means that 10 am meeting needs to be moved to 2 pm.

You Understand the Importance of a Quality Grinder

One does not simply grind coffee beans in a grinder from Walmart. You understand that both grind size and uniformity is key in how well a cup of coffee is made.

Decaf is the Devil

You do all you can to hold back slapping the barista who asks if you prefer decaf.

You Prefer Real Coffee

It really gets your goat when a co-worker says they are craving a cup of coffee and heads to the coffee shop only to return with some fu-fu coffee drink. A frappuccino is not coffee.

There is No Such Thing as Too Strong Coffee

Those who love coffee love their coffee like they love their heroes, strong and bold. To them, there is no such thing a too strong coffee, just weak people.

Bad Coffee is Better Than No Coffee

That watered down, store-bought garbage that is served at work is better than no coffee. But just barely.

You’re on Tinder Just for Coffee Dates

It really doesn’t matter who you are meeting up with, as long as a cup of coffee is involved. You have been known to ask for a second date based only on how good the coffee was.

Order coffee beans from Smokin’ Beans for a great cup of coffee.