Women, you can’t live with them and life isn’t any fun without them.
But when it comes to coffee, there is no living without it.
To all the men out there who are single and bitter about it, there is no need to fret. Girlfriends will come and they will go, but coffee will be a part of your life forever. And the best thing about that is coffee will never order a salad and steal your fries, force you to attend a Dave Matthews Band concert or send you a “Dear John” text.
So count your blessings.
In fact, there are plenty of reasons why coffee is better than a girlfriend. So quit crying in your Cornflakes and look on the bright side of being single. Smokin’ Beans Coffee Company, your source for African coffee beans, offers the reasons why coffee is better than having a girlfriend.
Plenty of Variety
You can get your coffee in a number of ways. You can have coffee from Brazil, coffee from Africa or coffee from Peru and change it up whenever you wish. You can flavor your coffee with vanilla, caramel or chocolate. You can have your coffee served piping hot or iced.
But when it comes to your girlfriend, you are pretty much stuck with the one, unless you negotiate terms of an open relationship. But that can get super awkward.
Coffee is available whenever you want, whether it is bright and early in the morning or late in the evening. Your girlfriend is never available when she is getting ready for an outing, when she is having a conversation with her bestie or when she is posting to Instagram.
Just remember that coffee is always there for you.
Coffee gives you a spike of energy, your girlfriend tends to drain yours. It is good to know that coffee is always there to help you gain that energy back.
Coffee is there to help wake you up in the morning. Coffee is always there to help you get through that morning report. And coffee is there to help you through an 11-hour work day.
You can’t even rely on your girlfriend to show up for dinner on time.
There will be times when you get a coffee that you don’t like or perhaps you made a mistake while brewing a pot of coffee and it turned out bad.
Not a problem.
You see, coffee is disposable, so you simply throw it out if it isn’t up to your high standards.
Your girlfriend, on the other hand, cannot be treated like bad coffee. If she doesn’t meet your high standards, it is not a good idea to just throw her away.
Coffee Gets You
Coffee gets you. You don’t need to explain your actions to coffee, it just gets you.
For the best cup of coffee, place an order with Smokin’ Beans Coffee Company today!